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I think General Jack D. Ripper said it best:

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
General Jack D. Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can’t say I have, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Jack, yes.
General Jack D. Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can’t quite see what you’re getting at, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Water, that’s what I’m getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth’s surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Good Lord!
General Jack D. Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes.
General Jack D. Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes….
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
General Jack D. Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, no I don’t know what it is, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

Tumblr, we can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Hahaha, fuck Alex Jones